Friday, February 7, 2014

Dear All The Annoying Things


1.

Dear Toddler,

You can sleep for more than 20 minutes at a time. You really can.  Try it.  You might just find that you like this sleeping thing after all.  Waking up every 20 minutes to nurse again is just not necessary.

2.

Dear Cold that is Making the Toddler Wake Up Every 20 Minutes,

I hate you.  Go away. I hate sniffy, snotty, runny noses. I'd rather deal with puke.  There, I said it.  I'd rather deal with puke than snot.  I hate snot.

3.

Dear Gluten,

I'm breaking up with you...again. Several years ago I got rid of you.  I felt better without you in my life.  The last few months, my resolve weakened, I started slowly letting you creep back in. Now, I feel worse again and it is YOU.  So, goodbye gluten,

4.

Dear Life,

Can I have I break, please? I know I should be grateful for all our blessings, but I just need a break from job searching and moving and uncertainty.   Please, please, pretty please.   Oh..and I hate where we live....so can we please just move someplace where we can find lots of friends and good community..and then stay there.    Thank you.

5. 

Dear People who Sell Stuff,

I'm not buying, but I will graciously put up with the constant bombardment.  You're welcome.

The end.

6.

Dear House,

Why do you keep getting dirty and messy.  Can't you please clean up after yourself?  Pretty please, with a cherry on top?

7.

And, how about we end this long, whiny complaining post on a happy note with a cute picture of Elsa in the (thankfully all melted) snow.


Linking up with Jen  for 7 quick takes.  
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2 comments:

  1. Oh Amelia, I can relate with a lot of these(and then I have a few of my own) the uncertainty moving around and community is so hard:( I'll say a prayer for you guys!

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  2. Our little guy has had a nasty cold for the past 10 days and we are in the midst of packing/moving. In other words.... Amen!!!

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