Wednesday, April 29, 2015

The Questions they Ask.




1. Does the owner of Amazon let his wife get whatever she wants for free from Amazon?

     I'm sure she can afford to buy whatever she wants.

2.  Is there such a thing as rubber band store.  A store that just sells rubber bands?

    Actually there is? http://www.rubberband.com/

3.  How heavy would this house be if 1/2 the people in the world tried to lift it.

    Still too heavy to lift, I would think 

4. Do store owners get all the stuff in their store for free?

   I don't know.  They probably give themselves a discount?

5.  How does the mailman go to Confession if he has to work on Saturday?

   I don't even know if the mailman is Catholic, but if he is, I'm sure he just goes another day.

6.  Do librarians read every single book in the library?
 
  Probably not most librarians but probably some librarian somewhere has. 

7.  What would you do if you saw a volcano erupt in the back yard?

   Run

8.  If a store owner gets hungry, does he just take food off his shelves and eat it?

  Maybe, but he has to make sure he doesn't eat up all his profits.

9. Would would you do if William (our cat) suddenly turned into a lion?

   Sell him to the zoo for lots of money.

10.  Would you buy a house for 1 penny?

   Not if the taxes were too expensive.

11. Would you buy a house that had 50 rooms and was a mansion but didn't have any bathrooms if it only cost $50?

   Sure...for that price, I could put a couple bathrooms in, however see above caveat about the taxes.
 
12.  Would you live in a house that cost 1 penny a day?

   Depends on where the house was.  If it was in Antarctica..no way.

13.  Why do people live in houses?  Why don't they just live in trees and stuff?

   Trees are cold and you would get wet when it rains. 

14.  What would you do if you had a baby and the baby was really a mouse?

  Ummmmm???

15.  Why do we have to clean...it's just going to get dirty again?

   Good question.  I haven't figured that one out yet? 

16.  What's the most common breakfast in New Mexico?

  I have no idea?  Eggs?

17.  What's the most common age?

  Around 25, I think.

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